"Your total comes to $2.99"
Pulls out $2.00 and a $100 bill
"Do you have change for this?"
"I'm sorry, sir, but I don't. Not this early in the morning."
" . . . . You're not even going to check?"
"Since I've already started the transaction, I can't open my drawer unless I voided everything, but I know I don't have the change."
Fishes out a $1.00 in change
Dripping with sarcasm, "Well, thanks for being so thoughtful and considerate. You're such a great help, *expletive*"
Walks away muttering more profanity towards me.
Really? Hope your day turns out as fabulous as you've just made mine.
"The love of men shall wax cold, and iniquity shall abound" D&C 45:27
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